The fruit orchards are in total shambles. It all started with the unforeseen deluge that engulfed the entire region. Now, the once vibrant rows of orange groves are drowned, and the grapefruits are floating in a bizarre sea. The fragrance of spoilage hangs heavy in the air, as the submerged fruit ferments. Planters are scrambling to rescue what t… Read More

Brace yourselves, Angelenos, because the/a/your beloved Whole Foods Market has officially gone bonkers/lost its mind/flipped its lid. Shoppers witnessed scenes straight out of a dystopian film as customers/grocery shoppers/market denizens clashed over the last bags of kale/gluten-free bread/sparkling water, sending cartwheels/produce flying/canned … Read More